My bro got me a wine club membership for my BD - THANK YOU DUDE! Along with it I get email offers for other wines and here is a segment of one:
"...deep ruby/purple-tinged effort boasting a sweet nose of plums, black cherries, and currants, a medium to full-bodied, silky smooth style, and a hint of barrique. Lusciously fruity, opulent, and hedonistically as well as intellectually satisfying, this fruit-driven, modern-styled Spanish red..."
I can't figure out if I love this sort of insolent, stony yet mossy with overtones of chocolate and anchovies type talk. Actually I could take to it. Imagine using it in everyday speak...
"So how's that project coming?"
"You know, it's opened up a lot into a complex, sophisticated effort, redolent of resource demands and time pressure."
Or
"How's my hair?"
"At first the fruit hits you and then it expands out over your shoulders, with hints of Farah Fawcett and what's-her-name-in-that-video-we-saw-last-night. Overall it's got an impressive profile, with a great finish!"
Whaddaya think? I know, it still does not beat talking like a pirate. Aaar.
Feel free to embelish on the above. Embelishment good. Fire bad.
5th Symphony in C Minor, Fourth Movement, Ludwig van Beethoven
